Why Men are Seldom Depressed.

You got to love this… saw it posted by a friend on FB…

WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People, What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $3500. Tux rental-$75.

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $6.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes — one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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87 thoughts on “Why Men are Seldom Depressed.

  1. Simple creatures? Men are from Mars – remember?

    A man can change his last name to the surname of a woman.

    A woman can still play with her toys.

    A woman can choose to wear shoes to fit and not hurt.

    A woman can choose wether to wear make-up or not.

    f women had their way and equality was a reality – A woman should be paid the same or more as a man depending on what job she does, not because she is a female.

    One mood all the time? Not the same as the guys I know. A little biased I think.

    A woman can choose not to get married in the first place.

    • Yes, I can spell too.

      A woman can choose “whether” to wear make-up or not.

      “If” women had their way and equality was a reality – A woman should be paid the same or more as a man depending on what job she does, not because she is a female.

      I am proud of being complex, simple can be boring.

      • I can’t spell so never noticed a thing wrong… and after 40 years of marriage I can agree on the fact women are complex and for that I thank the Lord… I would hate it if the wife was as boring as I am…

        • Bless you for agreeing that complex is good because it’s not boring. Congratulations on 40 years of marriage. May be you should ask your wife to write a similar post from a female perspective.

    • Now I’ve waited so long for someone.. (A woman) to challenge this post… so all I can say to you is thank you.. much appreciated.. I did expect a little uphill on this…

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  4. Hilarious and…of course had to read all the comments too, a fair amount were from women I noticed. Your responses were funny and fun there also. What fun, Oh the foibles us females and males have between us. Excellent and fun post, Bulldog! Still laughing! 🙂

  5. Hilarious! I loved it Bulldog! (ya know I STILL have to do that righty-tighty lefty-loosey thing….)

  6. Oh Bulldog – this is hillarious! A man once told me it doesn’t take much to make a man happy – “. He said, “There are just two things to remember. If he doesn’t (umm thinking about how to word this tastefully) have a umm physiological evidence of umm arousal – make him a sandwich.”

  7. Definitely have to show this to my hubby – then maybe he’ll understand LOL!! I particularly love the one about not seeing wrinkles in your clothes because that is soooooo true!!! I can’t believe what he’ll go out in sometimes :).

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