You got to love this… saw it posted by a friend on FB…
WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People, What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $3500. Tux rental-$75.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $6.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
This is hilarious!!!!!!
HA HA! But one thing… Women CAN be President.
I am pleased about that and to solve the world problems maybe America should choose one….
Lets not hold our breath on that one!
Simple creatures? Men are from Mars – remember?
A man can change his last name to the surname of a woman.
A woman can still play with her toys.
A woman can choose to wear shoes to fit and not hurt.
A woman can choose wether to wear make-up or not.
f women had their way and equality was a reality – A woman should be paid the same or more as a man depending on what job she does, not because she is a female.
One mood all the time? Not the same as the guys I know. A little biased I think.
A woman can choose not to get married in the first place.
Yes, I can spell too.
A woman can choose “whether” to wear make-up or not.
“If” women had their way and equality was a reality – A woman should be paid the same or more as a man depending on what job she does, not because she is a female.
I am proud of being complex, simple can be boring.
I can’t spell so never noticed a thing wrong… and after 40 years of marriage I can agree on the fact women are complex and for that I thank the Lord… I would hate it if the wife was as boring as I am…
Bless you for agreeing that complex is good because it’s not boring. Congratulations on 40 years of marriage. May be you should ask your wife to write a similar post from a female perspective.
Now I’ve waited so long for someone.. (A woman) to challenge this post… so all I can say to you is thank you.. much appreciated.. I did expect a little uphill on this…
Thanks. Glad I didn’t disappoint.
Haha! I loved this….hugs Paula xx
Brilliant – I have a few friends who will appreciate this.
Glad to hear.. share it while we can before the women come back at us…
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This is brilliant and rather true actually, Men do have it easy. 🙂 Love this!
Thank you utesmile… i think we have it tough.. been married for 40 years and they’ve all been tough..lol.. don’t tell my wife…
🙂 I won’t…..
Glad you enjoyed…
~giggling!~ Thanks!!! 🙂
Truly said in a subtle way on impediments faced by women. Ahem! Gotta a confession to make..I do get depressed from time-to-time..hehee
Not sure how to answer without possible incrimination… lol
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Penny tweeted this so I thought I would come have a look. Definitely Pressing this 😀 Class
Glad you enjoyed Alastair…
Hilarious and…of course had to read all the comments too, a fair amount were from women I noticed. Your responses were funny and fun there also. What fun, Oh the foibles us females and males have between us. Excellent and fun post, Bulldog! Still laughing! 🙂
I keep looking for one for women… maybe you can draw one up for us…
Brilliant idea, I’ll think on that one a bit! 🙂
LOL! Very cléver….first time hubby has ever read a post over my shoulder! LOL!
I enjoyed that post … had some fun facts and some “I wish” facts as well…
Hilarious! I loved it Bulldog! (ya know I STILL have to do that righty-tighty lefty-loosey thing….)
Don’t most women.??
Thank you… I just felt I had to share a smile with everyone…
Had to share it with hubby! 🙂
Hope you both enjoyed a little smile…
This gave me a big chuckle this morning, Bulldog! 😀
I’m so pleased.. that’s why I shared it…
Men also are whiny babies at times:)
Not me… never whine… and I got the wife’s permission to say so…
Thanks for the smiles this afternoon! And I love the elephant photo…very cool.
Oh Bulldog – this is hillarious! A man once told me it doesn’t take much to make a man happy – “. He said, “There are just two things to remember. If he doesn’t (umm thinking about how to word this tastefully) have a umm physiological evidence of umm arousal – make him a sandwich.”
No wonder I get so many sandwiches lol
HYSTERICAL!!! I may need to share this on my FB!! 🙂
You go right ahead that’s where I got it…
yes – it’s been up there for all to enjoy! 🙂 thank you!!
NOW I am really depressed lol did you have to remind us girls 0f Every One Of These…..Haha
Really this is great loved it.
Thank you Kymee… got this from a friend on FB and thought it would create a smile somewhere…
This is way cool!
Thanks Cee… I enjoyed it..
In my next life I’m coming back as a man. Just hope women haven’t taken over the world by then.
Thats why I want to come back as a woman… I recon you will have…
This is just too funny!!!
glad you enjoyed..
love it !
Thanks Ingrid.. not that I can identify with any of them..
I just read this to my son…very funny and true!
I have to admit… some might be true…
OMG! The Christmas shopping and inability to see wrinkles in your clothing!!!! LOL
Ok some are true…
I’m sitting here wondering, is it too late for a sex-change operation for me (lol)? 🙂
LuAnn you don’t want to do that… you always got to put the seat down…
You are too funny! Thanks for brightening my day Bulldog. 🙂
I hadn’t realised how privileged we are!
Oh yes Col we are.. now if we can only convince the women…
No, this is a truth we need to hide from them!
Definitely have to show this to my hubby – then maybe he’ll understand LOL!! I particularly love the one about not seeing wrinkles in your clothes because that is soooooo true!!! I can’t believe what he’ll go out in sometimes :).
I get accused of leaving the house like I climbed out the wash basket everyday…
Of course you do – you’re a man LMAO!!
No wonder indeed bulldog…whahahahah! Thanks for sharing. Hubby will agree with this totally. LOL!
Thanks Sonel… some of it is true…
It sure is and hubby says he is glad he is a man and doesn’t have to struggle the way us womenfolk have to do sometimes, so you men enjoy. 🙂 *hugs*
This is so funny … and so true. Brilliant, but I don’t know about the … the phone calls – only half truth.
Ok.. maybe more or less all of it is true…
I thought so too.
lol. Good one:) and very true
Ok I’ll have to admit it is true…
Hehehe! very funny, Bulldog 🙂
I thought so too