Why are men so pitiful at times?

What makes a man so pitiful when it comes to children, illness and women ?

Why from the obvious odours of a dirty nappy, does a man go into a gut wrenching heaving of note ? Why can a women peep in a nappy and come up with the cheerful words “look who’s made a poo poo.”  A man will be holding his child  expounding the beauty, ingeniousness and how the child is like him, ‘till that odour strikes his nose. Then all of a sudden the child is handed hastily to the mother, “Your child has taken a dump” with so much disgust and face pulling that one would equate it to an unusual occurrence. 

Yet a man can pass wind under the bed cloths and laugh when his wife gets upset at an arduous odour ?

A woman will handle a common cold with a nose blow and cough whilst a man will take to the bed, rewrite his will and call the children to his bed to explain their future life without him. Is this something that God installed in his make up to prepare him for his demise ? Is every ache and pain a sign of the worst possible illness a man can get ? Why does he take to the internet for self diagnosis and then a small symptom be read as being the worst possible case scenario ? Is it that he wants to be ill, or is this merely a sympathy seeking system of the man’s brain ? Maybe he doesn’t want to see a Doctor to be told the obvious “There is nothing wrong with you Mr ……..”

Why will a man hardly notice the new hairstyle of his wife, yet point out to her someone else who has changed her hair colour ? Or notice a friends wife has lost weight, yet never mention that he notices his wife has lost a pound or two ? Is this a death wish ? It always astounds me how a man can walk in the street and without any obvious head turn, notice a good looking woman, what she is wearing and how her hair is done. Then still talk about it to his mates three days later. But he cannot remember what his wife wore yesterday.

Why does he always stumble when confronted with the trick questions his wife will toss at him; “Does my bum look big in this?” “Is my bum as big as hers?” always asked whilst walking in the mall, don’t women look in shop windows anymore ? “Does this hairstyle make me look younger?” “Do you still love me as much as when we first met?” Ladies half the time a man can’t remember where he originally met you.

Is this why they say we come from Mars?


Just for the record, I am in no way like these men above, and Linda will back me up on this. Please don’t ask her, she is very busy looking after our Grand daughter at the moment, just take my word for it. Would I lie to you ????

I really need to get my eyes fixed to return to posting photos rather than have my brain wander as it is now.