Be careful when you make a woman cry, her tears are counted. She came out of a man’s rib, not from his feet to be walked on, nor his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal; under the arm to be protected and next to the heart to be loved.
Now who is this that casts his eye up into the sky?? Is it someone we know, or just a passing image.??
When catfish spawn, is this the males mobbing a female, or a school of females mobbing a male??
When the sun lips the horizon, is the sun actually above the skyline, or does the natural bending of light in the atmosphere make it appear so.??
When a dove sits and looks directly into the sun at sundown, can it see afterwards, or is it like us with a bright shining image in the eye that temporarily blinds us.?
Does a bird know what colour scheme it wears.? I wonder, are they like woman when another more colourful bird passes and say “Oh I love that dress and its colours, got to get me one of those.” ??
When you buy a new driver for your golf set, are you allowed to use it.?? Mine says “Pleeez don’t hit me I’m new.” So now what, must it sit in my golf bag just to look pretty??
When women over 50 have a hot flash (flush), is it hot enough to set off the sprinkler systems.??
One more from Andy Rooney and this one I really believe in, (not that I don’t believe his over 40 women’s list) but this is just a classic and so damn right..
”If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.”
The Photographic Journey of bulldog. 